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BOOHBAHISBACK
The sparkly legend returns. One billion tokens of pure cosmic energy. $BOOHBAH is back and ready to take over the galaxy.
the comeback
COSMIC TOKENOMICS
$BOOHBAH blasted into existence on Pump.fun with a cosmic supply of 1 billion tokens. Pure dankness, no VC nonsense — just sparkly bois and galactic vibes.
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
one billion bois
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DANKNESS
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how the billion is sprinkled
survival guide
THE BOOHBAH RETURN RITUAL
Boohbah is back. Now what? Follow this cosmic checklist and prepare yourself for the sparkle revolution.
~ The Boohbah To-Do ~
chapter three
WHY BOOHBAH IS THE DANKEST MEME
COSMIC LEGEND RETURNS
A forgotten 2003 deity awakens. Boohbah stares into the void and the void stares back. It is beautiful. It is back.
INFINITELY REMIXABLE
Gangster boohbah, poker boohbah, rainbow boohbah. The fuzz transcends all meme dimensions known to existence.
MAXIMUM COSMIC SPARKLE
Nobody glitters like a boohbah glitters. The stars orbit its fuzzy form. Pure cosmic energy.
THE DANKEST RETURNS
It has always been dank. Now it is back. That is all you need to know. The fuzz is eternal.
certified dank by the council of fuzz
the rise
BOOHBAH ASCENDS
The legend was never broken. It was sleeping. Now it is awake.
- 2003
From cosmic chaos, four glittering beings materialized. The boohbah. Nobody understood them then.
- 20XX
The internet found the cosmic footage. Slowed it. Sped it. Remixed it. And discovered: pure, infinite dankness flows through the fuzz.
- NOW
Boohbah returns. No longer a legend. A living god. The cosmic force that binds all dank memes together. It is back.
- FOREVER
When the charts crash and the FUD rises, remember: Boohbah is back. Boohbah endures. Boohbah ascends.
chapter five
THE FUZZ GALLERY
Scroll sideways through the sparkly multiverse. Hover to freeze a boi.
energy audit
IS BOOHBAH BACK ENOUGH?
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